Short Satire

• Affordable Midlife Crisis Options for Millennials

• Effective Immediately, Every God-Fearing Soldier Will Be Jacked to the Gills with Testosterone

• Introducing: Peace 1.0™ 

• Oil Prices Are Sky High, But At Least We're Not Driving Energy Efficient Cars

• To Keep Americans Safe, the Press Must Only Publish Hot Photos of Me

• We Are Ending the War on Protein (with Alice M. Phillips)

• Days of the Week, Redefined for Parents (with Elizabeth Preston)

• Omega Theta Chi's Covid-19 Flip Cup Rules

• Alternatives to Marrying Up

• How Bad Do Things Have to Get Before the People of Hawkins Join Me and My Ragtag Group of Friends in Fighting the Upside Down? (with Alice Phillips)

• Thanks for Buying Our Toothbrush. We Can't Believe You Thought It Would Clean Your Teeth

• Honest Preschool Descriptions

• We've Updated Our Preschool's Curriculum to Help Your Toddler Survive the Coming Climate Apocalypse

• You Can Be Anything You Want! And Other Lies We Tell Girls About the Professional World (illustrated by Cassie Soliday)

• As a Passenger on the Titanic, I'm So Glad We All Decided to Go on With Our Lives as the Ship Sinks

• You're Leaving the Playground All Wrong

• We Must Secure Our Borders from the Flow of Foreign Sperm

• My Sexy Breastfeeding Techniques to Steal Your Husband

• Self Care Tips for Moms (Illustrated) 

• Our New Line of Breastfeeding Gear Is Guaranteed to Uphold the Patriarchy (illustrated by Rachel Deutsch)

• A Post-Mortem Analysis of Your Son's 4th Birthday Party

• If Other Professionals Were Paid Like Writers

Greener Pastures:

• FAQs on the Glasgow Climate Pact

Frazzled:

• Sorry, Mommy Can't Come Out of Isolation Yet For These Totally Valid Reasons